(Source: ostolero)
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hey jude,
don’t be a lil bitch
when people i dont like touch me
(Source: modernizing)
I just want someone to scratch my fucking back.
That is love.
You know that someone legit cares for you when they make time for you and want to really communicate with you. They don’t wanna get in your pants necessarily but they honestly just like when you two are together. You two have an actually conversation about your interests and thoughts. There’s that connection you just can’t fake and you really feel it when they’re around.
I recently answered an ask that inspired this. I don’t know if anyone shares this point of view but I hope I’m not the only one that thinks this way.
#thoughts
Now I love the fact that I grew up in Sterling, Virginia. I really do. I’m so happy. Because, when you’re growing up in a nondescript, soulless, boring town, you’ve been given a present from God. And the present is: The Test Of The Small Town. And you pass the test when you go, “I’m leaving before I kill everyone and then myself.” That’s when you pass. You fail when you go, “I’ll get a job at the CitGo and fill my truck up for free.
Some days you’re Louis CK when you hate others,
Other times you’re Jim Norton when you hate yourself.
Occasionally you’re Lewis Black when things get political,
or sometimes you’re Patton Oswalt when things get nerdy.
All in all, the bitterness is what holds it all together.
Comic/Album Parodies by Uwe De Witt / Blog
Love this
Quick Darwyn Cooke study inspired by Batman: Ego.
A+
This was the best fucking scene I swear.
There goes that Goku kid again, chargin’ his spirit bomb. Dale, you got my ladder? I’m gonna go up there and give him a piece of my mind.
(Source: tentaclerapper)
I’ve succeeded in making myself emotionally retarded. Way to go me.
